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Zeitguy - August 25, 2014, 8:10 pm
Right on the mark Curly. They wield incredible political power and love getting paid for helping secure our interests in the ME. ( but their interests are pretty much tied to ours anyway).
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:55 am
and extremely prosperous on their own and all without oil. They don't need our help any more.
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:54 am
They're actually a very productive and prosperous people. They have the highest standard of living in the ME and they have numerous inventions like the cell phone under their belt. That's why I support an end to funding them. They're a 1st world nation
blesic - August 25, 2014, 12:45 am
Israel ain't **** without money and arms from America.
Curlyrocks - July 23, 2014, 1:57 am
Don't take it personal bud, I don't care about much :)
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 4:31 am
Nice chatting with you, Zeit! Going with the mates to Vegas! Friend is getting married. Will be gone for a few days, off the grid. :-) Cheers!
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 1:21 am
Thanx, mate. :-) Right back at you.
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 1:19 am
Curlyrocks, not that you care but I completely agree with your position. When in doubt always comply with the constitution.
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 1:03 am
Faux great comment. The act of war always sacrifices the lives of young men for political interests of old men.
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 12:52 am
Same here. There is no such thing as a bad peace or a good war. :-/ The survival of our species depends on that realization. Cheers.
Curlyrocks - July 19, 2014, 12:46 am
That's why I'm still a libertarian despite my provincial libertarian party leader disgracing the movement, they are the only ones still preaching peace and an end not only to America fighting wars but also America's funding of them.
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 12:38 am
War is a messed up thing, any way you cut it, mate. That's not an excuse. It's the very reason humans must evolve so it can truly be a relict of the past. Such tragedies are unforgivable, for sure. :-/
Curlyrocks - July 19, 2014, 12:22 am
And the last story of civilian casualty's I heard about (before the ground invasion) involved 4 children playing soccer on a beach. How could such an intelligence fed military make such a mistake?
Curlyrocks - July 19, 2014, 12:19 am
Sort of, It's true militants take houses and turn them into forts, but Israeli intelligence is some of the best in the world, the know which houses need to be bombed, which need a team sweep of highly trained soldiers, and what should be left alone....
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 9:32 pm
I think one of the images on that page titled "when is a house a home" kind of emphasizes why there are civilian casualties
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 9:19 pm
Great poster, by the way Zeitguy. I'm IDF :-)
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 8:55 pm
LOL.. Funny one Curly
Curlyrocks - July 18, 2014, 8:52 pm
Don't worry I don't screw people with bad links :) (although if you look in the 1st part of the URL you can see it's RT)
Curlyrocks - July 18, 2014, 8:52 pm
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:33 pm
Where do you get your statistics?
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 1:54 pm
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 1:54 pm
The IDF apparently was surprised to find a huge tunnel network build by Hamas and they are concentrating on those tunnel with the ground forces.
Curlyrocks - July 18, 2014, 1:23 pm
Was it am 80% civilian casualty rate in 67 too?

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birddseedd - August 14, 2014, 9:03 am
they are doing much better than we (usa) did in iraq
Curlyrocks - August 14, 2014, 12:34 am
most of them through cheers and rallies rather than actual support, they don't deserve to be killed. Israel's tactics are too indiscriminate. I hope these are mistakes and not punishing civilians.
Curlyrocks - August 14, 2014, 12:31 am
A UN run and monitored port is what they're looking for. And for one of the most advanced, hi-tec and well trained army's and intelligence agency's in the world they are making too many mistakes, yes most of the Palestinian people support Hamas but...
birddseedd - August 12, 2014, 11:40 pm
Isreal is doing what they have to do to protect themselves from the terrorists. a very hard battle to win since they are willing, i mean, wanting to die in battle.
birddseedd - August 12, 2014, 11:39 pm
They have stated that if the palistines would stop letting the terrorists, which are attacking isreal, run the country and use it as a way to attack isreal, they woudl end the blockade. problem is, palistine wants isreal dead also.
birddseedd - August 12, 2014, 11:38 pm
as far as the blockade goes. i agree with what they are doing. their goal is not to prevent palistine citizens from getting food (which they can grow anyway) its to prevent weapons in the hands of terrorists.
birddseedd - August 12, 2014, 11:37 pm
Seems they have made a couple of mistakes. but that is goign to happen when the terrorist orginization is hiding amongs a civilian population, a civilian population that is 100% in support of the terrorists attacking jews. remember, they want to kill jews
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 7:15 pm
UN schools full of refugees are not human shields and neither are children playing soccer on the beach or markets full of people trying to get food during a cease fire. (a ceasefire Hamas broke by firing rockets from miles away from the market hit)
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 6:05 pm
Tends to happen when you use a child as a human shield and bring was into populated ares
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 6:03 pm
I was more referring to those hit by shelling or missiles, Child soldiers are unavoidable tragedies and there are always going to be mis-fires or bad intelligence causing civilian death. But it's happaning way too often in Gaza right now.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 5:26 pm
Good to hear they are at another cease fire. Hope it goes well. As far as shooting 8 and 9 year olds. The kids are comming at them with guns and bombs. What are they supposed to do?
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 5:26 pm
Good to hear they are at another cease fire. Hope it goes well. As far as shooting 8 and 9 year olds. The kids are comming at them with guns and bombs. What are they supposed to do?
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 4:31 pm
The only reason Israel won't budge is they can't let Hamas have any victory, it kind of makes sense because they need to show Hamas that force won't get them anywhere and only makes things worse, but I think the same thing of Israel's use of force.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 4:27 pm
I guess that's why they killed so many children 8 and 9, And here I would have thought that's a war crime.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 4:27 pm
The one negotiated yesterday is holding fine, and the one that ended on Friday also held until its deadline.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:47 pm
actually, the latest cease fire, palistine fired missles within 2 hours of the start of the cease fire.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:46 pm
have you watched there? they literally teach their very young 8 and 9 year old children to hate jews, to want to hurt jews, to want to die in "holy war" killing jews. their whole culture is based on wanting to kill jews.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 3:46 pm
And the last ceasefire lasted all 72 hours as was agreed but Hamas asked it not be extended should the port not be opened. Israel then left the talks so fighting started again, Hamas is still sitting at the bargaining tabel and hopefuly Israel will return
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:45 pm
Negotiations don't work because the palistines only use a "cease fire" as an opportunity to get isreal to stop firing so they can stand up and fire a few more missles into isreal. its a parse, palistine is not interested in peace.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 3:41 pm
*10 more militants
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 3:41 pm
Negotiations don't work, but every civilian killed creates 10 more, so if the goal is permanent solution force isn't working either.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:15 pm
Yes war is sad, but when you are being attacked, what else option do you have?
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:14 pm
So far isreal are the only ones coperating with the multiple cease fires.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 3:08 pm
As much as I agree with you that there are more than enough Palestinians who would kill every Israeli if they could. I have a hard time believing the ruling powers of Israel have anything different planned for Palestinians.
fauxnews - August 11, 2014, 2:55 pm
I dunno... I think it's messed up on both sides of the fence IMHO. War is just a mess, any way you cut it :-/
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 2:51 pm
You dont get it. Isreal had a cease fire. Multiple times. Isreal did stop blocking ships. Then gaza attacked yet again. Each time.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 2:48 pm
Having a harbor means nothing if it's blockaded and no ships can come in.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 2:43 pm
Palistine is not fighting to get their port open, they are fighting to kill isrealites. That is their only desire. If their desire was an open port, they would have stopped fighting after isreal pulled their troops out of the harbor.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 2:39 pm
Well those are Hamas's demands, turns out they won't slowly starve to death quietly and the problem won't just go away.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 2:39 pm
Well those are Hamas's demands, turns out they won't slowly starve to death quietly and the problem won't just go away.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 1:40 pm
Every time isreal pulls out its troops and tries to sit down and discuss doing just that, gaza starts sending in more missiles.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 12:47 pm
Let Gaza re-open their port so they can trade again and receive food and medical supplies that don't need to be smuggled through a weapons tunnel. Allow Gaza to have a distillery for some fresh water. Essentially stop trying to starve them to death.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 11:27 am
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 11:23 am
well wtf do you expect them to do? its not like they are launching the missiles into their own land..... they have tried multiple times to talk peace with Palestine, 2 hrs into the cease fire, Palestine fires again.
Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 10:27 pm
The messiah is unwelcome in the Holy land. But no worries because he is but a christian me***hor for redeemable imposed guilt. They get plenty of that from their next door neighbors.
Cannabal - July 29, 2014, 2:07 pm
Imagine Jesus Christ returning to Israel: "Hey, guys, what's up? What the f'uck? YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! GODd*** YOU ALL TO HELL!"
Curlyrocks - July 28, 2014, 6:51 pm
What's worse is that according to the people running it now this will only be Gods 1st visit. Way to make a good impression.

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Curlyrocks - November 9, 2014, 11:55 pm
Say nothing and move on. The history lessons only get worse when they think some one is listening.
Zeitguy - November 8, 2014, 11:25 pm
Nice blog Vic.